TYPES OF PEOPLE I HAVE DATED, OVERLY-SIMPLIFIED

Very nice people in their own right.
  1. Thick neck football player guy
  2. Talks to car in baby voice guy
  3. Loves to sail guy
  4. I am so special there is literally no woman on earth who is my true equal guy
    TBH he was v smart
  5. Has rented dishwasher positioned in middle of kitchen because he refuses to do dishes by hand guy
  6. Sincerely believes what he learned on Ancient Aliens guy
  7. Definitely has a girlfriend back home in Dublin that he conveniently left out of his backstory while we dated briefly during his month-long work trip guy
  8. Allows large pet husky to sleep in bed with him guy
  9. Sensitive musician guy
    x 5