Things I almost tweeted but put in the list app instead
  1. "They don't have a plan, they just hate mine" - hamiltunes summing up today's political schemes right there
  2. I felt as resourceful as Mark Watney fitting all that into 140 characters
  3. Motion sense deodorant?????? Are you putting nanobots in your deodorant
  4. I had finally calmed down enough about college football to try to sleep but then someone Of Interest had to go and make a fb post about it
  5. one time I was hiking and my anonymous friend said she saw a salamander, in the middle of a dusty dry ass rocky mountain park
  6. my phone wanted to correct daveed diggs to "sacred sighs" - I have no comment on this, it is just a real thing that happened