THINGS I HAVE DONE TONIGHT INSTEAD OF MY HOMEWORK

  1. I made a Jared Fogle sock puppet
  2. My mom made fajitas and I ate 4 of them
  3. I spent 20 minutes looking up pictures of young Steve Martin
  4. I made this masterpiece
  5. I online shopped for socks
  6. I watched the iCarly theme song 5 times
  7. Organized my stamp collection
  8. Looked through "relatable" friends quotes on Pinterest
  9. Made a google plus account
  10. Tried on my shark costume
  11. Practiced my shakira impression
  12. Worked on my "Sexy Donald Trump" Halloween costume
  13. Cried bc KC royals lost to the Blue Jays
  14. Tried to think of a funny diss to tweet about the Blue Jays, failed miserably, cried more
  15. Wondered what kind of situation would warrant the use of this 🃏 emoji