THINGS ACTUAL HUMAN CHILDREN HAVE TOLD ME

Adventures in babysitting
  1. "My favorite kind of pasta is with sauce, because it makes the pasta much more saucy."
  2. (To their cat) "Don't worry! It's just me!"
  3. "Purple is the best color. It is not a primary color, but it is MY primary color."
  4. "Do you know what a bae is? Because you're my bae."
  5. "You're too white to get cornrows."
  6. "If people can have two moms and two dads, can they have 10 moms? What about 10 dads?"