THINGS ACTUAL HUMAN CHILDREN HAVE TOLD ME
Adventures in babysitting
- •"My favorite kind of pasta is with sauce, because it makes the pasta much more saucy."
- •(To their cat) "Don't worry! It's just me!"
- •"Purple is the best color. It is not a primary color, but it is MY primary color."
- •"Do you know what a bae is? Because you're my bae."
- •"You're too white to get cornrows."
- •"If people can have two moms and two dads, can they have 10 moms? What about 10 dads?"