getting ready for college graduation 101

my life currently...graduating in less than two weeks.
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    Get excited!
    You're so fucking ready to leave your college town and be done with undergrad.
  2. β€’
    What am I doing after graduation, you ask? No fucking clue.
  3. β€’
    Get a fucking clue.
    Start to look at graduate programs and cry and the cost.
  4. β€’
    Because you were thinking so much about after graduation, your current undergrad grades start to slip. Fuuuuuck.
  5. β€’
    Focus on finishing undergrad strong.
  6. β€’
    Exit counseling for student loans is due.
    Fuck why did I go to an expensive out of state school. Fuck why do I have to be the youngest of 6 kids. Fuck why couldn't my parents help me at all with tuition.
  7. β€’
    Nervous breakdown.
  8. β€’
    Emotional crying phone call with mom.
    She tells you to focus on graduation first and then figure out the rest.
  9. β€’
    Student loan nightmares.
    Yup, every night.
  10. β€’
    Decorate your cap!
    Yay, exciting! Woo! Put a funny/charming quote on it to conceal your sadness of your imminent poor future.
  11. β€’
    Get through finals week.
    At this point, you're a pro so this really doesn't phase you.
  12. β€’
    Graduation day!
    You've worked so hard and it's finally paying off!...or so you think.
  13. β€’
    Real world.
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    If anyone wants to help me pay my student loans and/or give me a bomb ass job that would be πŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ’―