When You Accidentally Sleep Through a Fire Alarm

this happened two weeks ago and I'm still cringing
  1. I live in a dorm at school and the fire alarm goes off frequently
    College kids apparently cannot cook easy mac without having the fire alarm go off
  2. I pulled an all-nighter the night before to cram for an exam during hell week
    Hell week is the week before finals week
  3. I was finally done for the day and decided I deserved a nap after not sleeping for 26ish hours
  4. I fell asleep and as was well
    Or so I thought
  5. I had a "dream" that my alarm on my phone wouldn't shut off
    This "dream" was reality and the phone alarm was the fire alarm
  6. I continued to sleep even though this horrible alarm was happening in my "dream"
  7. I actually wake up and hear the fire alarm and also hear people knocking on the door in the common room (I have roommates but we have separate bedrooms)
    😖
  8. Disheveled and confused I answer the door to an RA and two police officers shining a flashlight in my face
    I am shaking at this point
  9. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!?"
    Scary lady officer screamed at me
  10. "I was sleeping...I haven't slept and I'm tired"
    I sound delusional
  11. The RA opens each individual room and the police officers are looking at each smoke detector
    "Your room is causing the alarm" -scary lady officer
  12. "Why are you still in here?" - old man officer
  13. "I need to get shoes"
    Me to the RA
  14. "...okaaaay, do you have shoes?"
    Obviously I have shoes
  15. I go back in my room to get shoes and the scary lady police officer is looking in my room
    Probably for drugs cause I was acting cray
  16. I go outside to a bunch of people from my hall staring at me
    Wonderful. Don't have a bra on and my hair is insane
  17. Apparently the alarm has been going off for 10 minutes
    Oops
  18. I didn't bring my phone outside
    Double oops
  19. I definitely don't want to talk to anyone
    I want to die