1. I woke up
  2. I had to be a functioning human being before 8:00 a.m.
  3. I couldn't finish watching my favorite Walking Dead episode before I had to work
  4. I lost my debit card so I couldn't get a red bull before work
  5. I had to work
  6. I shouldn't have been at work
  7. I made $15 dollars at work
  8. I got to go home and take a nap, before I had to go back to work
  9. I couldn't fall back to sleep because I was watching the Walking Dead and I was on Facebook
  10. I finally fell asleep at 4:45, I had to be up at 5:00
  11. I snoozed until 5:20
  12. I had to drive to work
  13. I had to work
  14. I didn't win the lotto
  15. I can't fall asleep
  16. I'm watching an episode of the Kardashians I've seen 20 times (no exaggeration)
  17. It all starts again tomorrow, fingers crossed