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  1. Take off your backpack.
  2. If you move out of my way, you could get on the train much faster.
  3. Please let me off.
  4. Seriously, take off your damn backpack.
  5. You need to MOVE on the left side of the escalator.
  6. Dear conductor, just close the door on these losers like they do in New York, PLEASE.
  7. Let me just casually push my leg against this dude in my seat until he closes his legs.
  8. If you hit in me head with your backpack again, you're going to lose it.