Not that you asked.
  1. I would be perfectly happy to eat a turkey sandwich for lunch every day for the rest of my life.
  2. I have two scars on my left hand. One from whittling (yes, whittling, my grandfather was teaching me) and one from cutting brownies.
  3. I can make balloon animals. My best are dogs, giraffes and flowers. Which are not animals, I know.
  4. My first concert ever, at age six, was Sonny and Cher. Afterwards, at stage door, Sonny shook my hand.
  5. I was a major pothead in high school.
    Major. MAJOR. Quit July 7, 1989.