Works for me, anyway.
  1. You don't have lice.
    Huge fear of mine. Every day without is a bullet dodged.
  2. Bacon.
  3. Still upright and breathing.
    This is actually a big one.
  4. Due to Bravo programming techniques, there is always at least one new Real Housewives episode each week.
    This might just be me, though.
  5. Peanut butter Snickers bars.
  6. Existence of the ocean.
  7. The List App, because where else could I do this to remind myself?