PEOPLE I CAN CURRENTLY SEE FROM MY POOL CHAIR

People watching is everything.
  1. Group of older men, shirtless with big bellies, jamming out to lite rock on portable speaker.
  2. Woman in same bathing suit as me, only one piece, and it looks better.
  3. Very tan group of ladies playing card game and eating snacks from Ziplock bags.
  4. Toddler, sleeping peacefully on towel.
    Note: my kid NEVER DID THIS.
  5. Mother of said toddler, reading.
    Is it bad that I kind of hate her?
  6. No one else as judgy as myself. Clearly.