She loves Taylor Swift, so I got it on DVR for her.
  1. Is Taylor really tall? Like, taller than Grandpa Alan?
    Only time my dad and TSwift will probably be grouped together.
  2. What is that girl wearing on her head?
    This was Nicki Minaj. I am probably not even spelling that right I am so old.
  3. Why is that man crying?
    I'm not sure any of us really know what was going on with Justin.
  4. Is Miley her real name?
    Sadly, I knew the backstory. Her real name is Destiny Rose. But her dad said as a baby she was really smiley. Okay, am totally embarrassed now. Quick, let me read some Kafka!