QUESTIONS MY EIGHT YEAR OLD ASKED ME AFTER WATCHING A FEW MINUTES OF THE VMAS.
She loves Taylor Swift, so I got it on DVR for her.
- •Is Taylor really tall? Like, taller than Grandpa Alan?Only time my dad and TSwift will probably be grouped together.
- •What is that girl wearing on her head?This was Nicki Minaj. I am probably not even spelling that right I am so old.
- •Why is that man crying?I'm not sure any of us really know what was going on with Justin.
- •Is Miley her real name?Sadly, I knew the backstory. Her real name is Destiny Rose. But her dad said as a baby she was really smiley. Okay, am totally embarrassed now. Quick, let me read some Kafka!