RELIGIOUS MESSAGES I SAW WHILE TAKING MY KID TO SCHOOL TODAY

Three sermon boards in fifteen minutes. This is the South, y'all.
  1. "Does it matter? It will in eternity!"
    Pretty heavy for 7:30am.
  2. "Are you redeemed? You should be!"
    No, and you're probably right.
  3. "Jesus is looking for full time followers."
    Ditto.