Things I Do Entirely Too Often
An ongoing list.
- •Go to the grocery store.I am writing this in their parking lot. Yes, I was here yesterday. And I plan meals! And shop with a list!!
- •Apologize.I'm not saying some things are not my fault. But not EVERYTHING, although you'd never know it by how easily I drop an "I'm sorry!" just as a reflex.
- •Watching endings of movies on TV I've seen a million times.It's like once the channel is on, I am powerless to change it until end credits roll. See: Almost Famous, 13 Going on 30, Bridesmaids and many more.
- •Get my eyebrows waxed.Probably TMI but seriously I can grow brows at super speed. Apparently.
- •Refer to the Real Housewives in conversation as if they are people I actually know.In my defense, I have seen every episode of each city except Miami. We ARE close.
- •Eat a turkey sandwich for lunch.Every single day I eat at home. Yup.
- •Think about what @andycohen is doing right this minute.What, you don't do that?