An ongoing list.
  1. Go to the grocery store.
    I am writing this in their parking lot. Yes, I was here yesterday. And I plan meals! And shop with a list!!
  2. Apologize.
    I'm not saying some things are not my fault. But not EVERYTHING, although you'd never know it by how easily I drop an "I'm sorry!" just as a reflex.
  3. Watching endings of movies on TV I've seen a million times.
    It's like once the channel is on, I am powerless to change it until end credits roll. See: Almost Famous, 13 Going on 30, Bridesmaids and many more.
  4. Get my eyebrows waxed.
    Probably TMI but seriously I can grow brows at super speed. Apparently.
  5. Refer to the Real Housewives in conversation as if they are people I actually know.
    In my defense, I have seen every episode of each city except Miami. We ARE close.
  6. Eat a turkey sandwich for lunch.
    Every single day I eat at home. Yup.
  7. Think about what @andycohen is doing right this minute.
    What, you don't do that?