THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED DURING FIRST FIVE DAYS OF VACATION

A recap, thus far.
  1. Child got poison ivy hiding under a bush playing hide and seek.
  2. Father in law, who is in hospital, alienated yet another family member by being an asshole.
  3. Rode a merry go round!
  4. Dog at home at a bunch of rocks, had to have emergency surgery.
  5. Saw a wild turkey!
  6. Read from my book at an awesome bookstore to a great crowd.
  7. Bought new furniture for the dollhouse!
  8. Found my grandmother's cookie jar, which I hadn't seen in years, and cried.
  9. Tried a peanut butter Snickers, am now addicted.