THOUGHTS I HAD WHILE TRYING TO MEDITATE THIS MORNING

My mind, it wanders. I go back to the breath a million times in 10 minutes.
  1. Does Brooks from #RHOC have cancer or not?
  2. Wow, it's raining really hard right now.
  3. If I go to Costco today, how will I not buy All The Things?
  4. God, I stink at meditating.
  5. Those poor people in Oregon.
  6. I hope my kid will be safe at school today.
  7. Seriously, does Brooks have cancer? Will we know by the reunion?
  8. Is the ten minutes up yet?