By Sasha, age 8, daughter of Sarah Dessen.(In order to have time to do MY list about Shorty Awards, I had to negotiate that she could do her own.)
  1. my dog ate rocks
    without thinking gobbled up rocks. ended up at vet/ operation
  2. used bed as toilet
    felt something wet smelled it yep i knew it was my dog. she was in big trouble.
  3. fight.
    they argue over a bone when there is another just like it. so weird.
  4. share the chair
    my mom was sitting in a chair. dog sat behind her. was no more room
  5. my breakfast
    eating breakfast dog ate it for me.