1. And of course, I screamed bloody murder
  2. Cuz me and crawly things don't mix.
  3. My mom came in and saw I was screaming over a lizard
  4. My mom: "oh baby, I'm sorry, I've really sheltered you I used to play with those when I was a little girl."
  5. Me: "I'm not sheltered! Just lizards don't belong in my room. How the heck did it get in here?"
  6. Did no one else watch the parent trap?