1. I do not care if you know it's my birthday. Seriously. I could have gone all day without anyone saying happy birthday and I would have been cool.
  2. I hate texting people. Even typing this list is giving me hives.
  3. I hate calling people.
  4. Pretty much, just no human contact for me.
  5. I'm sometimes super basic. And can come off as a super basic cliched self-proclaimed introvert who constantly says, "just no human contact for me please"
  6. But the really interesting thing I've learned.....
  7. I still procrastinate like a freaking freshman in college, as I sit hereand make this stupid list instead of studying for my histology exam.
  8. Hey oh.