In honor of #Draftmas @aprilkquioh
  1. Please, America.
  2. Please.
  3. I don't want to spend another semester here at this campus.
  4. Don't pull any shady jokes on me now.
  5. I've visited my advisor, he told me I was good.
  6. **starts hyperventilating**
  7. I can't take it any more. Fix it, Jesus!
  8. **grades post**
  9. Yes! I've passed!
    Side note, I already knew I'd passed. It's just not official until it's on the degree audit, son.