Sarah Watches Baseball
A verbatim list.
- •Why are their helmets missing an ear cover?Someone kindly answered this question for me, but I still continued with...
- •Oh so it helps them hear the guy behind them better!Nope, still wrong Sarah
- •That's a big ant hillThat's the pitcher's mound Sarah
- •HOME RUN!!!!!!That's a foul Sarah
- •HOME RUN!!!!!He's walking to first base Sarah
- •HOME RUN!!!!!He came from third base Sarah
- •Where is he going?*actual home run*
- •They all look constipatedProbably too many sunflower seeds
- •Why are their white pants so clean? Do they change them at intermission?This isn't a musical Sarah
- •Baseball. Sponsored by Oxyclean
- •Hey that guy was Stephanie Tanner's boyfriend on Fuller HouseHunter Pence! Yes that's him!
- •I wonder if they ever get bored and play soccer baseball instead
- •He didn't steal the base he just ran away from itHe didn't even try to pick it up
- •Wow why do they even try to hit it if they can just walk to first base if they don't move?
- •Why are we the bottom?I feel like Toronto is definitely the top in this relationship
- •Are the bats scented?My bat would smell like cupcakes
- •Is it over yet?It's only the first inning Sarah