EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT DINOSAURS
- •All of them are dead, and most of them are drop-dead gorgeous!!!!
- •You can evade the classic evolution/intelligent design/dinosaur problem by accepting that God is a dinosaur, as I have.
- •When dinosaurs die, their bones are replaced with rocks shaped like their bones (fossils). Not sure where the bones go!?!?
- •The word dinosaur means "terrible lizard" which feels really judgy to me.
- •Some dinosaurs were cute, but NONE of them were hot.
- •Nobody knows what color dinosaurs were, but I think it's safe to assume leopard print.
- •Dinosaurs became extinct because they were all gay.