LISTS I MIGHT BE GOOD AT MAKING IF YOU REQUEST ONE

  1. Ways to get into legal trouble in Pittsburgh
  2. Ways to get out of legal trouble in Pittsburgh
  3. Top ten Steakhouses in Miami
  4. Ways to avoid using superlatives
  5. Subjectively-great art objects
  6. Subjectively-great condiments
  7. Gross failures in the history of upper-management
  8. Supposedly Fun Things I'll Never Do Again (a personal list in tribute-to but only loosely-based upon the essay collection by the late David Foster Wallace)
  9. Things that turn the last thing you ever thought you'd do with your life into the first thing you think about in the morning, in a good way
  10. Things that turn the last thing you ever thought you'd do with your life into the first thing you think about in the morning, in a bad way
  11. Ways to stop polarizing your thought process
  12. How to be organized (just kidding)
  13. Top ten essays in Michel de Montaigne's "Les Essais"
  14. Reasons small music venues are culturally undervalued
  15. Several things I like
  16. Stuff I dislike
  17. Things I love
  18. Things I hate
  19. Things I don't understand