1. Avoid the potholes
  2. "Avoid the Clap" -Jimmy Dugan
  3. Arsenal Lanes
  4. Row House Cinema
  5. The Vandal
  6. Remedy
  7. Bring me a snack when I'm at work at Remedy, preferrably between the hours of 11pm and 1:30 AM
  8. Spirit
  9. Get tired of Lawrenceville
  10. Get a tattoo, because, why not? You'll have 1.8 billion options to do so at every turn
  11. Leave the city
  12. Fallingwater
  13. Hate the PA Turnpike
  14. Visit Braddock
  15. Have a hot dog
  16. Frick Park
  17. The Frick
  18. The Car Museum there (re: above) if you don't already loathe all forms of motorized transportation
  19. Phipps Conservatory
  20. Read a book
  21. Infiltrate a college house-party on or near Atwood
  22. Feel weird about it
  23. Get lost in the nether-regions of Oakland
  24. Cross the Hot-Metal or Birmingham Bridge
  25. Play pinball
  26. Photography
  27. Nap if you must
  28. Everything everyone else suggested
  29. Meet an interesting local in an unconventional locale
  30. Take their advice, not mine