COSTUMES I HAVE WORN AND HAVE WORN ME, IN RETURN
This is a coherent list of some top notch, bullshit costumes me and @Gimmethatfilletofish have created. Shown in chronological order to your liking.
- •Siamese queersThe beginning of the end as we know it, circa 2007
- •Average mafia galsWent underway as 'Vincent Paulino' and 'Gloria' while wearing striped braziers and oversized trench coats, in 7th grade mind you.
- •Evil doctorsInstead of being power rangers with Mackenzie Pautler in 8th grade... We rebelled that shit and threw on Dave Kraus's scrubs with teased hair and a stethoscope.
- •Plumbers'ER' day in high school, a homecoming tradition. @gimmethatfilletofiah actually mistaken for a dudes dad, who was a legitimate plumber, a compliment or an insult, I will surly never find out
- •Dual cowsMoo
- •A musical ensembleI am ashamed of my younger years... I suppose ..
- •Christmas elves slugging vodkaBecause why the hell not?
- •Dirty ol grampsA striking array of straw golf hats, wicker canes and hiked up suspenders.
- •Hey fooooyballll heeeadHey Arnold and his co captain Jerald, with a Halloween twist