Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. My sister is having a baby. I could make these myself, right?
  2. Hairstyle I was hoping for to attend my girlfriend's bachelorette party. You don't want to see the hair I actually had. #hotmess
  3. My bracket this year. Again, #hotmess.
  4. My current playlist of choice. (That Macklemore song is the tits.)
  5. They hate when I screenshot their snaps. #gold
  6. Inspiration for my latest tattoo.
  7. I need to remember this for next year.
  8. My sister cooks stuff.
  9. Had to screenshot this snap. I'm too fucking adorable. #humble
  10. When you accidentally call your sister Hagar.
  11. Because this is the funniest thing ever.