"30 ROCK" JOKES ALWAYS PLAYING IN MY HEAD

  1. I'm a very sexy baby
  2. I feel about as useless as a mom's college degree
  3. Paid his way through Princeton by working the day shift at that graveyard and the graveyard shift at that Day's Inn.
  4. We sold the E, Jack. To Samsung, they're Samesung now.
  5. If a beautiful woman cries and nobody hears it, did she waste $700 on crying lessons at Adrien Brody's unaccredited acting school?
  6. That's later, maybe we'll be dead by then.
  7. 🎶 Fat neck girl, let me count your neck rings 🎶
  8. I don't know Kelsey, how's your mom's pill addiction?
  9. Did you just try and control my body with your white hand?