"30 ROCK" JOKES ALWAYS PLAYING IN MY HEAD
- •I'm a very sexy baby
- •I feel about as useless as a mom's college degree
- •Paid his way through Princeton by working the day shift at that graveyard and the graveyard shift at that Day's Inn.
- •We sold the E, Jack. To Samsung, they're Samesung now.
- •If a beautiful woman cries and nobody hears it, did she waste $700 on crying lessons at Adrien Brody's unaccredited acting school?
- •That's later, maybe we'll be dead by then.
- •🎶 Fat neck girl, let me count your neck rings 🎶
- •I don't know Kelsey, how's your mom's pill addiction?
- •Did you just try and control my body with your white hand?