this ranking is whimsical, every song is a masterpiece
  1. "Mr. Templeton"
    Static
    Just bring his medication
  2. "Kidnapped"
    Static
    I am kidnapped and I wonder for how long
  3. "Knapsack"
    Static
    Trapper keeper, Snickers bar, my thermos hit the floor, broken knapsack
  4. "Simple Things"
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    To be able to get so much joy from simple things
  5. "That's Her!"
    Static
    That's her!
  6. "Heart So Proud"
    Static
    Lord keep him safe from the army, please
  7. "Fart So Loud"
    Static
    Burritos always give me gas
  8. "Balls"
    Static
    Balls balls balls balls balls
  9. Theme Song (1st Live Show edition)
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    Because this is my gift to you our audience
  10. Theme Song (2nd Live Show edition)
    Static
    Where pervs and liberals wanna destroy America
  11. "It's Your Birth-D, Slut"
    Static
    Choke a cop with your panties
  12. "Catching Crabs In Paradise"
    Static
    And yes I mean both kinds of crabs
  13. "Don't Go To Bed With A Frown"
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    Shoot it to the moon, you'll be feeling better soon
  14. "Midnight Train To Georgia"
    Static
    It was an 11:45 and I was misinformed about the time
  15. "Feelings Say How You Feel"
    Static
    Police— I killed a man. Son— Your father's dead. Wife— I've been to a whore.
  16. "Mommy Kangaroo"
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    Mommy kangaroo
  17. "Cleveland, Hello"
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    Chef Boyardee was born here, you know
  18. "Paints and Brushes"
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    Spent all weekend sweeping floors and cooking beans
  19. Theme Song
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    Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
  20. "It's Never Too Late For Now"
    Static
    For now
  21. "Chunk of My Lung"
    Static
    You know you bought it if it makes you sweet food
  22. "He Needs A Kidney"
    Static
    A hand would be an even harder thing to lend
  23. "Make A Pizza"
    Static
    And make a pizza with what you've got
  24. "Weekend Woman"
    Static
    Temperature's rising, she's gonna make you smile
  25. "Tennis Night"
    Static
    Grab some buds and some brews, it's gonna be a fight
  26. Jackie Jormp-Jomp's duet with Jimi Hendrickson at Woodstocks
    Static
    Some day there will be a black president
  27. "My Single Is Dropping"
    Static
    And it's dropping
  28. "Muffin Top"
    Static
    Everyone knows that the best part of the muffin is the top
  29. "Night Cheese"
    Giphy
    I heard you singing "Night Cheese"
  30. "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah"
    Local
    Kooky hairy