90'S CANDIE'S ADS, NARRATED BY TODAY'S INTERNET

  1. I came to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
  2. NO SPOILERS
  3. Hillary for Prison
  4. Gender is just a construct
    (For the record, this is true)
  5. Vaccines cause autism
    (For the record, this isn't true)
  6. *crying michael jordan face*
  7. Bush did 9/11
  8. Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams