1. Emailed Twitter asking if they would give me the @sarahgorman username
    bc the woman who currently has it hasn't tweeted since August 2009
  2. I feel like I've earned it?
  3. I did it through the "Someone is impersonating me" venue
    I feel impersonated
  4. They might just kick me off Twitter now for being annoying
  5. I'll keep you guys updated