1. "Go to sleep!"
  2. "Oh. Irrelevant."
  3. "I don't think about you at all"
  4. "Except when I dress up like a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated."
  5. "Delete your account."
  6. "I will keep dreaming. I will keep dreaming, my friend. And when I wake up, you better hope... You better hope you're asleep."
  7. "I don't know Kelsey, how's your mom's pill addiction?"
  8. "You can go shave your back now."
    Suggested by   @Emily_Horgan
  9. Where did you get those clothes, at the toilet store?
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  10. You are a smelly pirate hooker.
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  11. Dwight, you ignorant slut!
    Suggested by   @allisonlantagne
  12. "Oh Yeah? Well the Jerk Store called they're running out of you."
    Sorry I couldn't resist.
    Suggested by   @kiraandlulu
  13. The jerk store called and they're running out of you!!
    Suggested by   @chelb
  14. Wednesday the Comeback Queen
    Suggested by   @Sammyjbv