- •"Go to sleep!"
- •"Oh. Irrelevant."
- •"I don't think about you at all"
- •"Except when I dress up like a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated."
- •"Delete your account."
- •"I will keep dreaming. I will keep dreaming, my friend. And when I wake up, you better hope... You better hope you're asleep."
- •"I don't know Kelsey, how's your mom's pill addiction?"
- •"You can go shave your back now."Suggested by @Emily_Horgan
- •Where did you get those clothes, at the toilet store?Suggested by @BWN_7
- •You are a smelly pirate hooker.Suggested by @BWN_7
- •Dwight, you ignorant slut!Suggested by @allisonlantagne
- •"Oh Yeah? Well the Jerk Store called they're running out of you."Sorry I couldn't resist.Suggested by @kiraandlulu
- •The jerk store called and they're running out of you!!Suggested by @chelb
- •Wednesday the Comeback QueenSuggested by @Sammyjbv