BIRDS I DO NOT TRUST

I see you, birds
  1. This guy
  2. These two
  3. Nope
  4. "Haha but really I'm chill..."
  5. Orange-faced AND two-faced
  6. "What? No! I would NEVER"
  7. You think you're all bright and colorful but I can see how sinister you are
  8. "Who? Little old me with my pink tummy?" YES YOU
  9. I won't be wooed by your cool blue fuzz, NARC
  10. "Come on, just try it, it'll be fun"
  11. Whatever the fuck is happening here definitely cannot be trusted
  12. "Oh let me distract you with my big pink beak while I betray your trust"