BRANDED TREES I SAW IN MACY'S "HOLIDAY LANE," RANKED

@calliegorman and I were transported to a land of holiday magic at Macy's
  1. 1.
    Peacock Christmas Tree
    Every ornament was peacock related. Detailed branding at its finest
  2. 2.
    Sweets Christmas Tree
    Ice cream, cupcakes, and lollipops. On point
  3. 3.
    Wine Christmas Tree
    Wine glasses, wine bottles, wine barrels. Very relatable
  4. 4.
    New England Nautical Christmas Tree
    Lighthouses, buoys, sailor Santas, lobsters. Into anything New England
  5. 5.
    Woodland Christmas Tree
    Birds' nests and pine cones and shit. Inoffensive
  6. 6.
    California Surf Christmas Tree
    Had lots of fish and surfing Santas, the tree itself was a weird teal color
  7. 7.
    Around the World Christmas Tree
    Had these globe ornaments and then different landmarks, but felt v. Eurocentric
  8. 8.
    Candy Cane Christmas Tree
    Overwhelming amount of candy canes
  9. 9.
    Ballet Christmas Tree
    Showed diversity in their ballerinas but still promotes unattainable body standards
  10. 10.
    Fishing Christmas Tree
    Fish and leers and other words idk. Fishing stuff. Whatever
  11. 11.
    Sports Christmas Tree
    Idk sports stuff. Snowboarding, soccer balls, footballs. Seemed all over the place
  12. 12.
    Macy's Christmas Tree
    Aggressive levels of branding
  13. 13.
    Asian Christmas Tree
    This tree had pandas, sumo wrestlers, fortune cookies, fans, pagodas, and origami. Honestly was offensive af