CITIZENS OF STARS HOLLOW, RANKED

If you're out on the road, don't be
  1. 31.
    Dean
    Trash
  2. 30.
    Taylor Doose
    The enemy
  3. 29.
    The Troubador
    No thanks
  4. 28.
    Andrew
    Who are you?
  5. 27.
    Jess Mariano
    The angst
  6. 26.
    Michel
    Why do you live here?
  7. 25.
    Drella
    Meh
  8. 24.
    Sophie
    Weak use of Carole King
  9. 23.
    TJ
    Relax
  10. 22.
    Kyon
    Her deal was never clear to me
  11. 21.
    Jackson
    Brings little to the table (just vegetables)
  12. 20.
    Zach
    Kind of a blockhead
  13. 19.
    Reverend Skinner and Rabbi Barans
    Felt uncomfortable ranking them separately
  14. 18.
    Rory Gilmore
    Not a great person honestly
  15. 17.
    Lorelai Gilmore
    Not a great person but at least kind of interesting
  16. 16.
    Mrs. Kim
    Sucks but then comes through in the clutch
  17. 15.
    Caesar
    Good kid
  18. 14.
    Lindsay
    Poor Lindsay
  19. 13.
    Liz
    She just seems fun
  20. 12.
    Lulu
    A sweetheart
  21. 11.
    Babette
    Ate oatmeal
  22. 10.
    Morey
    Chill af
  23. 9.
    Brian
    Just doing his best
  24. 8.
    Kirk
    Undervalued
  25. 7.
    Luke Danes
    Gets it most of the time
  26. 6.
    Gil
    I mean
  27. 5.
    Gypsy
    Badass
  28. 4.
    Dave
    The perfect man
  29. 3.
    Sookie St. James
    Queen
  30. 2.
    Lane Kim
    By far the coolest
  31. 1.
    Miss Patty
    Nobody better