1. Pepsi Max
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    Garbage juice
  2. Caffeine Free Pepsi
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    Great if you like your garbage caffeine free
  3. Pepsi
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    For those who think they're garbage
  4. Coke Zero
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    Why do you even exist? You're gross and the fact that there's a market for you upsets me to the core
  5. Regular Coke
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    Honestly disgusting. Will spit it out if I have a sip
  6. RC Cola
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    I don't know her
  7. Store brand cola
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    Disgusting but at least less expensive than disgusting Coke
  8. Caffeine free Diet Pepsi
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    Great if you like your garbage caffeine and sugar free
  9. Diet Pepsi
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    Dear restaurants~ it's never okay
  10. Store band diet cola
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    You're getting warmer
  11. Diet Coke
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    If Lin Manuel Miranda's masterpiece "Hamilton" we're a soft drink, it would be this perfect concoction. Refreshing, crisp, flows through my veins I'm pretty sure. Diet Coke is life, anything else is sewage.