DEFINITIVE RANKING OF ASHTON KUTCHER'S TRUCKER HATS

  1. 1.
    "Jesus Is My Homeboy"
    Edgy, trendy, doesn't get any better
  2. 2.
    "Material Junky"
    Same
  3. 3.
    "Frank's Automotive"
    Definitely appropriate content for a trucker hat
  4. 4.
    Hawkeye Ready-Mix
    Don't know what this is but looks very vintage, into it
  5. 5.
    John Deere
    Classic
  6. 6.
    "Teenage Millionaire"
    I suspect he was in his twenties, points lost for dishonesty
  7. 7.
    "Fuct Destroyer"
    Probably skateboarding related, eh
  8. 8.
    This weird design, maybe a dragon?
    Not into it
  9. 9.
    Lakers
    Too sporty
  10. 10.
    U.S. Army
    Too political
  11. 11.
    Not sure what's on this one
    But everything about this picture says "NO"
  12. 12.
    Bond girl
    Objectifies women, no thanks