DON DRAPER PITCHES ADS FOR TODAY'S STARTUPS

  1. Instagram
    Remember how pictures used to be? Let's go back to that.
  2. Uber
    Remember how driving used to be? Let's go back to that.
  3. Snapchat
    Remember how dick pics used to be? Let's go back to that
  4. Spotify
    Remember when we had record collections and we showed them off with pride? Let's go back to that.
  5. Twitter
    Remember yelling at people? Let's go back to that.
  6. Tinder
    Remember when you would go to a bar and try and pick up women, but then you'd just go to a pay phone and call one of the many women you're sleeping with? Let's go back to that.
  7. AirBnB
    Remember how you used to break into other people's houses and pretended you lived there when you were a kid living in a brothel? Let's go back to that.
  8. The List App
    Remember when you'd be asking a cocktail waiter why he smokes his brand of cigarettes and writing it down on a napkin to use for your own gain? Let's go back to that.