DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

  1. "I think those apples are just for decoration, you're not supposed to take them."
  2. "So any big plans for Valentine's Day?"
  3. "Wow, how much did THAT cost?"
  4. "Shouldn't you wash your hands first?"
  5. "Where do you find the time to watch so much TV?"
  6. "It is so hot in here, I don't know how you're wearing a sweater right now."
  7. "No, I didn't know that people of color make up 30% of America's population but 60% of our prison population. Thanks for being such a Debbie Downer."
  8. "Why do you know so much about Jason Schwartzman's dating history?"
  9. "WEIGHT:"