1. "I'm bored with it all."
    Winston Churchill
  2. "That was the best ice cream soda I ever tasted."
    Lou Costello
  3. "I should have never switched from Scotch to Martinis."
    Humphrey Bogart
  4. "I do not believe in my death."
    Salvador Dali
  5. "Damn! And just when I was starting to get it."
    Edgar Degas
  6. "I'd hate to die twice, it's so boring."
    Richard Feynman
  7. "Get my swan costume ready."
    Ballerina Anna Pavlova
  8. "I die hard but am not afraid to go."
    George Washington
  9. "I love you Sarah. For all eternity, I love you."
    President James K. Polk (he died cuz I didn't text him back)
  10. “Tomorrow, at sunrise, I shall no longer be here" - Nostradamus
    That's so Nostradamus of him to say
    Suggested by @Lisa_Fav
  11. "Please put out the light." - Theodore Roosevelt
    Suggested by @BrendanCain
  12. "Either this wallpaper goes or I do." -Oscar Wilde
    Suggested by @tyroprate
  13. "Now is not the time to be making enemies." - Voltaire
    After being asked by a priest to renounce Satan.
    Suggested by @tyroprate