1. 1.
    "Queen of Jordan"
    I would watch this religiously and write thoughtful recaps
  2. 2.
    "Grizz and Herz"
    100% in for this
  3. 3.
    "I'm a Celebrity Dog, Get Me Out Arf Here"
    So into this concept
  4. 4.
    "MILF Island"
    I mean, one of my implants exploded and I didn't even ask to get off the catapult
  5. 5.
    Remember waving?
  6. 6.
    "America's Kidz Got Singing"
    I'm gonna be constructive here. You should kill yourself.
  7. 7.
    "TGS with Tracy Jordan"
    Somebody put too many farts in the engine, it's about to explode!
  8. 8.
    No, it's the other one
  9. 9.
    "Child Hell Flight"
    We put a bunch of people on a plane, fly them over the Atlantic, then Tom Bergeron comes out and reveals that the pilot is a six year-old boy
  10. 10.
    "Gold Case"
    Oh, gold's real heavy, isn't it?
  11. 11.
    "Gals on the Town"
    Love and friendship, having it all, or maybe just a new pair of shoes! One of them has to be Asian, can they be good at their jobs?
  12. 12.
    "America's Next Top Black Guy"
    This feels a little too close to being real
  13. 13.
    "Bitch Hunter"
    Put the mimosas down, bitch
  14. 14.
    "Are You Stronger Than a Dog?"
    Quick answer: no
  15. 15.
    Give me back my man, bitch!
  16. 16.
    "America's Next Top Pirate"
    I've seen enough Johnny Depp impersonators in my life
  17. 17.
    "The Hot Box with Avery Jessup"
    We'll be right back after this ad aimed at the elderly
  18. 18.
    "Sports Shouting"