happy valentime's
  1. The Starkist Tuna
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    We went on a couple dates, but he was always making too many jokes. And I couldn't take the hat. I stayed for the Brooklyn accent
  2. Mr. Peanut
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    I thought it was charming to date a hipster who wore a monocle at first but then he kept trying to explain to me why Lolita isn't sexist
  3. Tony the Tiger
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    Too into sports
  4. Mayor McCheese
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    He got too political on Facebook, but damn do I like that face
  5. The Red M&M
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    He was always so frazzled but then also very thirsty? He always said he and the green M&M were just friends but like... Please.
  6. The Nesquik Bunny
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    Such a fuckboy. Still texts me at 2am sometimes. This is his favorite emoji: 😜
  7. The Red Lobster Lobster
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    He's my lobster