FOODS OF WHICH I PREFER THE CHEAPASS GROCERY STORE VERSION

I'm a foodie but also like sometimes you need to just take your artisanal junk and shove it! (Yeah I'm gross. DEAL W/ IT)
  1. Cornbread
    Real cornbread tastes too much like corn. Grocery store cornbread is sweet and buttery. This picture doesn't do justice what I am imagining.
  2. Garlic Bread
    Frozen grocery store garlic bread is just like a whole other world of garlic bread, I'm sorry
  3. Cake
    I love cheapass grocery store frosting, keep that fondant far from me.
  4. Cookies
    Those soft cookies with the icing are the #1 type of cookies in the world
  5. Rotisserie Chicken
    That shit is always way better than any chicken I've ever made
  6. Uncrustables
    I'm really into these? Way more than regular PB&Js. Especially delicious when still slightly frozen (guys I know!!!! I'm gross)
  7. Margarine
    This doesn't necessarily apply because I also love butter but like YO I am into the taste of margarine especially on toast
  8. But also my favorite foods are lobster and goat cheese so I'm still ~refined~
    Just sometimes you have a hankering for some cheapass shit that is undeniably yummy af