"HAMILTON" SPINOFF PITCHES

Hit me up if you're interested in producing the following musicals:
  1. "Hamilton," but it's about the little known feud between Alexander Payne and Aaron Eckhart
    Eckhart really wanted Bruce Dern's role in "Nebraska."
  2. "Hamilton," but it's about the little known feud between Olympic figure skater Scott Hamilton and Aaron Sorkin
    Hamilton thought "The Newsroom" was disappointing and isn't afraid to say so.
  3. "Hamilton," but it's about the little known feud between fashion designer Alexander Wang and comedian Bill Burr
    Burr said that boots should have full heels, no cut outs.
  4. "Hamilton," but it's about the little known feud between Alexander Skarsgard and Aaron Taylor-Johnson
    They fight over who is more approachable: it's neither.
  5. "Hamilton," but it's about the little known feud between one-armed surfer Bethany Hamilton and Aaron Carter
    She knows what she did.