HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS THAT ARE BASICALLY ME

We can't all be the protagonists
  1. Neville Longbottom
    Sloppy af but w a heart of gold. And I'm super hot now
  2. Moaning Myrtle
    Whiny and thirsty
  3. Rita Skeeter
    I LOVE DIRT BC I AM TRASH
  4. Gilderoy Lockhart
    Magical Me, capes for days
  5. The Fat Lady
    No explanation needed, but also I insist on singing
  6. Crookshanks
    Idgaf