An early birthday celebration for ME, courtesy of @calliegorman
  1. Ate oysters and shrimp and tuna tartare and pizza
    And drank a mimosa that was heavy on the champagne
  2. Discovered the online presence of a golden retriever that walks itself
    Just standing on a Chicago sidewalk, being the unassuming, thinking woman's hunk he is
  4. Spent the day at the spa
    Used the pool, hot tub, sauna, eucalyptus steam room
  5. Got an ashiatsu massage
    Which is where they hold bars above you and walk on your back. It was the best thing that ever happened to me and entirely changed my life
  6. Devoured "Between the World and Me," cover to cover
    This wasn't exactly heavenly but it was eye-opening, thought-provoking, and educational af, 10/10 recommend
  7. Saw a golden retriever in real life
  8. Came home and ordered fried chicken, mac and cheese, and pie
  9. Goodnight
    This day has fucking murdered the game and yes I am bragging, oops