HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL CHARACTERS, RANKED BY HOW MUCH I WANNA BANG THEM

@lesbian I hope you're happy sicko
  1. 1.
    Troy's Dad
    Desperately seeking his approval
  2. 2.
    Zeke
    He bakes, this is a no brainer
  3. 3.
    Ms. Darbus
    You know she knows what she's doing in the bedroom
  4. 4.
    Sharpay
    Hot and probably very kinky, would be into role play. I'd let her yell at me
  5. 5.
    Taylor
    She's really hot and no one seemed to notice?
  6. 6.
    Pop and Lock and Jam Girl
    I bet she's FUN
  7. 7.
    Ryan
    I feel like Ryan would cry but would also be a really nice and supportive partner
  8. 8.
    Chad
    Hot but probably not very giving
  9. 9.
    Gabriella
    ZzzzzZzzzZzzz I'll take Vanessa Hudgens as Rizzo instead
  10. 10.
    Troy
    ZzzzzZzzzZzzz I'll take Zac Efron in Hairspray instead
  11. 11.
    Kelsi
    I feel like she'd insist on leaving her hat on and that's a deal breaker