HOW HARRY POTTER WOULD DEAL W/ VARIOUS PROBLEMS

  1. Someone's trying to kill him
    Expelliarmus
  2. Someone stole his sandwich
    Expelliarmus
  3. Girl problems
    Sulk and be extremely emo
  4. Daddy issues
    Sulk and be extremely emo
  5. B- on an exam
    Expelliarmus
  6. No more pasta left on the airplane so he has to have gross chicken
    Sulk and be extremely emo
  7. You didn't text him back
    Expelliarmus
  8. Student loans
    Expelliarmus
  9. Line's too long at Whole Foods
    Sulk and be extremely emo
  10. No new episode of "Vanderpump Rules" this week
    Sulk and be extremely emo
  11. Adult acne
    Expelliarmus
  12. Goes to a party and there's not enough tequila
    Expecto Patronum (like he expectoed Patron, um ???)