I'M LISTENING

Normally I'm not listening but these will get me to perk up
  1. "You have to promise not to tell anyone"
  2. "Snacks will be provided"
  3. "This is a paid opportunity"
  4. "It was the grossest thing I've ever seen"
  5. "This week, on 'Bachelor in Paradise'"
  6. "This is a story about a girl named Lucky"