1. Daenerys would be Isododecane
    Static
    She has such a low viscosity
  2. Littlefinger would be Nylon-12
    Static
    Fake af
  3. Bran would be Disopropal Dimer Dilinoleate
    Static
    No one cares
  4. Greyworm would be Trimethylsiloxysilicate
    Static
    Like he just would
  5. Tyrion would be Polypropylsilsesquioxane
    Static
    He's polypropylsilsequixotic
  6. Varys would be Silica
    Static
    Still fake af but at least he's not Nylon-12
  7. Hodor would be Disteardimonium Hectorite
    Static
    Disteardimonium Hodorite
  8. Sansa would be Flavor
    Static
    She brings all the flavor this season
  9. Gilly would be Propylene Carbonate
    Static
    She's mostly carbon
  10. Jamie would be Synthetic Fluorphlogopite
    Static
    He's so synthetic
  11. Brienne of Tarth would be Tin Oxide
    Static
    Just look at her
  12. Melisandre would be Dimethicone
    Static
    It keeps her young
  13. Cersei would Ceresin
    Static
    Like duh
  14. Arya would be Polyethylene
    Static
    Useful I think hopefully
  15. Jon Snow would be Stearoxy Dimethicone
    Static
    Who needs him?
  16. Pod would be Alumina
    Static
    Yep