IF "GAME OF THRONES" CHARACTERS WERE INGREDIENTS IN A KYLIE JENNER LIP KIT

  1. Daenerys would be Isododecane
    She has such a low viscosity
  2. Littlefinger would be Nylon-12
    Fake af
  3. Bran would be Disopropal Dimer Dilinoleate
    No one cares
  4. Greyworm would be Trimethylsiloxysilicate
    Like he just would
  5. Tyrion would be Polypropylsilsesquioxane
    He's polypropylsilsequixotic
  6. Varys would be Silica
    Still fake af but at least he's not Nylon-12
  7. Hodor would be Disteardimonium Hectorite
    Disteardimonium Hodorite
  8. Sansa would be Flavor
    She brings all the flavor this season
  9. Gilly would be Propylene Carbonate
    She's mostly carbon
  10. Jamie would be Synthetic Fluorphlogopite
    He's so synthetic
  11. Brienne of Tarth would be Tin Oxide
    Just look at her
  12. Melisandre would be Dimethicone
    It keeps her young
  13. Cersei would Ceresin
    Like duh
  14. Arya would be Polyethylene
    Useful I think hopefully
  15. Jon Snow would be Stearoxy Dimethicone
    Who needs him?
  16. Pod would be Alumina
    Yep