IN DEFENSE OF PANDAS

Inspired by @olivziv's list (Why I Hate Pandas.), which shook me to my core honestly
  1. You know what's really exhausting???
    LIFE
  2. You know what can feel difficult and overwhelming?
    Finding a partner and having sex!!!
  3. You know what's annoying?
    Most children, they should neither seen nor heard.
  4. You know what sounds like a great way to spend your day??
    Chomping bamboo and CHILLING
  5. Pandas teach us that being cute and relaxing all day is enough to survive on / be celebrated
    and that's an inspiration to me / us all
  6. You know who'd support 4-day work weeks?
    Pandas.
  7. You know who'd encourage you to take that nap?
    Pandas.
  8. You know who'd tell you to treat yo self to a spa day?
    Pandas.
  9. You know who makes you feel better about how you're not getting any?
    Pandas.
  10. You know who isn't gonna shame you for having that last piece of pizza?
    A panda.
  11. HATERS GONNA HATE
    But Pandas will always be cuter than u
  12. Mic drop