Inspired by @olivziv's list (Why I Hate Pandas.), which shook me to my core honestly
  1. You know what's really exhausting???
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    LIFE
  2. You know what can feel difficult and overwhelming?
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    Finding a partner and having sex!!!
  3. You know what's annoying?
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    Most children, they should neither seen nor heard.
  4. You know what sounds like a great way to spend your day??
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    Chomping bamboo and CHILLING
  5. Pandas teach us that being cute and relaxing all day is enough to survive on / be celebrated
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    and that's an inspiration to me / us all
  6. You know who'd support 4-day work weeks?
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    Pandas.
  7. You know who'd encourage you to take that nap?
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    Pandas.
  8. You know who'd tell you to treat yo self to a spa day?
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    Pandas.
  9. You know who makes you feel better about how you're not getting any?
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    Pandas.
  10. You know who isn't gonna shame you for having that last piece of pizza?
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    A panda.
  11. HATERS GONNA HATE
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    But Pandas will always be cuter than u
  12. Mic drop
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